Nutty Moment

We live in the sprawling suburb of Big Flats, NY.  I work at a Pennsylvania university 40 miles away.  Because of this,  I don’t know anyone in Big Flats.   When we need something quick we drive to Miniers, a small grocery store three miles away that’s been a fixture in Big Flats for decades.   Because I work at a university about 40 miles away, I know no one in Big Flats.

I don’t know any of the Miniers staff, most of whom are local high school students.

The other night I took bottles and cans to Miniers to feed them into the recyclable bins.  A young cashier who I’d never seen before was unloading the cans bin.  As I stood  waiting for her to finish, she looked at me and did a quick study.

“Are you Dennis Miller?”

I’m sure I looked shocked, trying to figure out how she could have known me.  The owner doesn’t know my name.

“Uh, yes.”

She smiled.  “You’re supposed to buy pecans.”

A Twilight Zone moment  froze brain synapses as I searched for Rod Serling floating in a corner with his cigarette.  Once things unfroze, I started connecting the dots  pretty quickly.  I was supposed to get pecans the day before and forgot them.  I felt my shirt pocket.  Yup, I’d forgotten my cell phone.

My wife called Miniers, gave a description of me and told the girl to be on the lookout.

The girl finished emptying the bin and told me to go ahead.  I was so preoccupied – and a little unnerved – I forgot to pull my receipt from the bin.   The girl, still working with the bottles, pulled it out and handed it to me.

I thanked her and headed down the aisle.

“Don’t forget the pecans,” she called.

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